The following occurred last week, while Baby E had an age appropriate friend over for a visit. It is while overhearing the following conversation exchange between Baby E and his friend, that I realized that perhaps Baby E spends a bit too much time with his mother.
GUEST: Let's have a snack or sumpin'...
BABY E: Absolutely! It is mid-morning, and if we have a snack now, our blood sugar will have enough time to even out before lunch.
GUEST: Ummm....ok....then...
BABY E: Let's have something light and refreshing, like apple juice and graham crackers. Sweet and tart is a wonderful combination!
GUEST: ........
BABY E: Here you go, here's your plate and cu......
GUEST: ooops....sorry...I spilled the juice...
BABY E: You're just lucky, young man, that this is dark carpeting.
Yeah, I think I'd better step up the play date schedule...
Hi, dropping by from SITS, very glad to have found you..x
ReplyDeleteROFLOL Are you serious?? That is too funny. I don't consider it too much time with Mom. It's a great education!! :)
ReplyDeleteThat is the funniest thing I've read all day! Love it!
ReplyDeleteFor real?
ReplyDeleteThat is hilarious!!
:-)
Megan
http://reddirtandcrazy.blogspot.com/
Nooo... just get him some friends who aren't so... sloppy.
ReplyDelete;)
LOL sounds like he needs those play dates quick!
ReplyDeleteJust found your site....can't wait to read more about Baby E ...and how old is baby E?
ReplyDeleteGood Day Empress Alexandra,
ReplyDeleteThat was very funny coming out of the master's mouth. They do tend to copy us LOL Take care!
Anne-Marie
oops! visiting from SITs. I almost forgot the rules...
I can't believe your son actually spoke like that! Amazing!
ReplyDeleteI know Empress. My husband and my kids thing I went bunkers with my blog. Its just a nice way to get in touch with my girly side. Once I became a mom and a wife my inner princess got the boot! LOL My blog is like 'playing house' with a like minded bunch of other ladies/moms!
ReplyDeleteTake care Empress!
No. This did not happen.
ReplyDeleteOk, maybe it did.
Either way hilarious.
This is so cute. Thanks for stopping by Magpie Tales. Please jump in and join us!
ReplyDeleteI know that if I was over there witcha, I would make you laugh (you who have trouble laughing) because everything you say would cause drinks to come out of my nose.
ReplyDeleteHa. Yep. Your little guy needs more play time. Or more man time as my older son suggests for his younger brother.
ReplyDeleteWell, sweet and tart is a lovely combination! You're teaching him about the finer things in life (and the beauty of dark floors). =>
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha!!! I'll hang out with him any time. Can I get on the schedule?
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha!! Too funny. What a refined gentleman. I guess he has no choice living with the Empress!
ReplyDeleteI think all young men should call other young men "young man".
ReplyDeleteWay funny, Empress!
That's great. Now you just have to teach him to sweep up the crumbs from the graham crackers too!
ReplyDeleteI am afraid my son will be much like that too. But he's mine, all mine (for a while anyway!)
That is the best....!!!..wow it makes you wonder about all the good things he teaches others ...that you dont hear..??..AdOrAbLe..!
ReplyDeletePlease, please tell me you exaggerated a bit for humor? If not then wow...yeah, your kid needs some more play dates! :-)
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny, and cute! :-) Between your Elizabethan talk and Baby E's gentlemanly ways, you must have quite the eloquent household!
ReplyDeleteThis is wonderful. So expressive... I particularly love the ..... as your guest's response!
ReplyDeleteOne of my kids went through a stage where they were reading lots of Brian Jacques and Howard Pyle. They converted to speaking old English, constantly and everywhere.
What a perfect young one you raised!!
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love overhearing kids' conversations? So cute!
ReplyDeleteI am cracking up on this one...amazing what they pick up from us!
ReplyDeletejust found your blog from 4 persp. very cute post! loved it! ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't know which makes me laugh more....him talking like that or YOU!! Unless of course, you're hoping to instill some manners & culture in to all those boys around you....yeah, good luck with that...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Stalking you back now LOL!!!!)
ReplyDeleteI really really love this kid!!! I'm your latest follower!
ReplyDeleteLots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What's For Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com
http://itistimetothinkformyself.blogspot.com/2010/05/jingles-may-followers-award.html
ReplyDeletecool kid,
you lucky charm!