Friday, August 20, 2010

I've Got Numbers 1 and 4 Covered

By Royal Decree of Alexandra at 12:01 AM
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57 comments:

  1. Booyah's MommaFriday, August 20, 2010

    I think you've got more than that covered... you're a pretty fantastic writer. And I'd be happy to loan you some paper if you need it. :)

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  2. Savira GuptaFriday, August 20, 2010

    Nice visual.... No 4 for me and that is about it

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  3. mdforkidsFriday, August 20, 2010

    Where do you find these great illustrations? You are a very talented writer!

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  4. MamaOnDaGoFriday, August 20, 2010

    I have #2, #4, and #7 down packed. Does #2 & #7 count if there are scribbles from the children on them and if they're actually torn pages from books/magazines?

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  5. Miel AbeilleFriday, August 20, 2010

    Hmmm. What about coffee? Oh, how I need my caffeine to write!

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  6. RathiFriday, August 20, 2010

    OMG hahaha!!! but i disagree... you are a terrific writer

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  7. Holly LefevreFriday, August 20, 2010

    That is funny...but do we need paper anymore? Just kidding. Happy Friday.

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  8. LucyCooperFriday, August 20, 2010

    I'd like to see baby E's list!

    I can only add coffee, coffee, and more coffee.

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  9. Brian MillerFriday, August 20, 2010

    ok, depending on if you start at the top or bottom...i guess either way you have loose clothing..smiles.

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  10. tracey.becker1@gmail.comFriday, August 20, 2010

    Paper? Who needs paper? You can cross those 2 off of your list and just type, right?

    You are further along on the list than you thought!

    You're welcome. Anytime you need help crossing off lists, I'm your gal.

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  11. AnonymousFriday, August 20, 2010

    LOL! Love it!

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  12. Herding CatsFriday, August 20, 2010

    I need that as a poster for my classroom.

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  13. Merri AnnFriday, August 20, 2010

    Hah 3 & 5 are my biggest challenges :P

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  14. TiffanyFriday, August 20, 2010

    so pretty much i should be published by now. me and procrastination go waaaaay back.

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  15. AnonymousFriday, August 20, 2010

    I have lots and lots of paper. If we all team up we could get the whole list covered.

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  16. CherylFriday, August 20, 2010

    Nice job with this one! Sardonic, ironic, and pure crap. If it's paper you're lacking, I'll send some. The rest seem to be all covered pretty damn fine.

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  17. BibliomamaFriday, August 20, 2010

    I love you for the unladylike snort this just surprised out of me.

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  18. AnonymousFriday, August 20, 2010

    nice! thanks for the quick smile. :-)

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  19. ShellFriday, August 20, 2010

    Too funny!

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  20. JenFriday, August 20, 2010

    And we really don't even need paper.
    Thanks for your really sweet comments on my blog.
    I'm heading to check out your links from yesterdays post!
    Have a great weekend!

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  21. Bossy BettyFriday, August 20, 2010

    Where's the cat? Don't I need a cat too?

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  22. Theta MomFriday, August 20, 2010

    That is too funny!

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  23. SherriFriday, August 20, 2010

    Hey Empress, I have tons of paper! I'll put on some loose clothing and come over. Maybe together, we can write. Or just chat. But wait, I need coffee (there's that #1 again). And I have to say, I think you have them all.....

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  24. YuliyaFriday, August 20, 2010

    The Procrastination Tome needs a special insert- facebook!

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  25. Queen of the RantFriday, August 20, 2010

    I think I have a few of those covered too lol

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  26. Miss WelcomeFriday, August 20, 2010

    Yup, I can claim the top book!

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  27. AnonymousFriday, August 20, 2010

    I've had those talents for years... especially the first one.

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  28. Lucky DameFriday, August 20, 2010

    Oh my gosh....that's fantastic. Loose clothing? hahahha

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  29. OkieFriday, August 20, 2010

    lol....love it.

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  30. The Mayor!Friday, August 20, 2010

    Paper??? What the hell is that??? #1 is tattooed across my ass....in a failed attempt to remind me not to...sadly, I can't see my own ass, so it hasn't worked as an effective reminder. I plan to tattoo it on my forehead, but I keep procrastinating...

    :-p

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  31. Ms. GFriday, August 20, 2010

    Wonderful! I love it and I needed a chuckle.
    Thank you.

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  32. Alisha JaybirdFriday, August 20, 2010

    Hahaha! Oh, man, do I ever have #1 down! I have paper, but the heathens keep running off with it!! And God forbid I actually buy myself a special notebook for notes and writing ideas! It never fails to have stick men (boys) and pinstriping (JD) in it. FRRRRUSTRATING! I do have #6, but then it leads to distraction. And hey, maybe that's what happened to the cat Bossy Betty was talking about...

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  33. Nancy CFriday, August 20, 2010

    Love it! Me too!

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  34. lizFriday, August 20, 2010

    Ooooh, Empress! I love your wit!

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  35. The Absence of AlternativesFriday, August 20, 2010

    And I am mastering No. 1 by coming and leaving a comment! :-)

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  36. Mrs.MayhemFriday, August 20, 2010

    Such a cool visual! I need a copy for my office wall!

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  37. The NinjaFriday, August 20, 2010

    I can loan you some of number 2 if you want.

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  38. The Flying ChalupaFriday, August 20, 2010

    This made me smile. Writing is 90% procrastination. Most definitely. Your posts are always so supportive and self-deprecating. Which is super endearing and makes me love you more.

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  39. AiringMyLaundryFriday, August 20, 2010

    Loose clothing. Ha!

    I totally procrastinate too.

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  40. CherylFriday, August 20, 2010

    I only read #1. I'm putting off reading the rest til sometime later... ;)

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  41. AnonymousFriday, August 20, 2010

    funny!

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  42. DEZMONDFriday, August 20, 2010

    you mean, your imperial majesty doesn't have paper and more paper??? :))

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  43. Ed PilollaFriday, August 20, 2010

    how about a sense of humor, and the ability not take yourself too seriously. and being prolific. you know, those things about u.
    the empress is a hot commodity online, seems to me.
    :)

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  44. Joanna JenkinsFriday, August 20, 2010

    No kidding, me too ;-)
    jj

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  45. AshFriday, August 20, 2010

    If you have #3 (which you TOTALLY do) do you really need #5?

    I think not.

    You must have #6, or why the hell would you check out my mess? And I can loan you the paper.

    Covered! Let's make a date to switch manuscripts. (seriously) Nothing beats procrastination like a looming deadline. You game?

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  46. UnknownFriday, August 20, 2010

    I think I might also need to perfect my talent of wine drinking in order to be a good writer...lol!

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  47. Sara @ Tedious LifeFriday, August 20, 2010

    I have too much #3 and not enough #5. Who cares, #3 cancels out #5 anyways... lol

    Where do you get these great photos?

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  48. MommaKissSaturday, August 21, 2010

    more paper? i'm cornfused. next you'll be talking about typewriters and the DOS systems...

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  49. tulpenSunday, August 22, 2010

    Yep. They're the only two I have also.

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  50. AnonymousSunday, August 22, 2010

    *sniff* I have the blogger spread. *sniff*

    I am emailing these to my husband.

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  51. AnonymousSunday, August 22, 2010

    Wait! How did that happen? I was reading Part II and clicked to comment on that one!

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  52. HannahSunday, August 22, 2010

    I have all of them sadly.

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  53. KLZMonday, August 23, 2010

    I was going to write to you about my procrastination skills but....another time. Because right now I'm building a house of cards. At work. While blogging.

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  54. KirMonday, August 23, 2010

    I LOVE IT!!!!! :)

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  55. Only YouMonday, August 23, 2010

    Just replace paper with computer, and I think you have it all covered! :-)

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  56. bernthisTuesday, August 24, 2010

    I got 2,4 and 7. You forgot number 8: Jelly beans.

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  57. Me TooSaturday, August 28, 2010

    Oh, I love it. It's being printed now and posted next to my computer as inspiration for my book writing. That, or inspiration for yoga classes.

    Or maybe inspiration to go to Staples. I think I need more paper. . . . .

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