I have #2, #4, and #7 down packed. Does #2 & #7 count if there are scribbles from the children on them and if they're actually torn pages from books/magazines?
Nice job with this one! Sardonic, ironic, and pure crap. If it's paper you're lacking, I'll send some. The rest seem to be all covered pretty damn fine.
And we really don't even need paper. Thanks for your really sweet comments on my blog. I'm heading to check out your links from yesterdays post! Have a great weekend!
Hey Empress, I have tons of paper! I'll put on some loose clothing and come over. Maybe together, we can write. Or just chat. But wait, I need coffee (there's that #1 again). And I have to say, I think you have them all.....
Paper??? What the hell is that??? #1 is tattooed across my ass....in a failed attempt to remind me not to...sadly, I can't see my own ass, so it hasn't worked as an effective reminder. I plan to tattoo it on my forehead, but I keep procrastinating...
Hahaha! Oh, man, do I ever have #1 down! I have paper, but the heathens keep running off with it!! And God forbid I actually buy myself a special notebook for notes and writing ideas! It never fails to have stick men (boys) and pinstriping (JD) in it. FRRRRUSTRATING! I do have #6, but then it leads to distraction. And hey, maybe that's what happened to the cat Bossy Betty was talking about...
This made me smile. Writing is 90% procrastination. Most definitely. Your posts are always so supportive and self-deprecating. Which is super endearing and makes me love you more.
how about a sense of humor, and the ability not take yourself too seriously. and being prolific. you know, those things about u. the empress is a hot commodity online, seems to me. :)
I was going to write to you about my procrastination skills but....another time. Because right now I'm building a house of cards. At work. While blogging.
I think you've got more than that covered... you're a pretty fantastic writer. And I'd be happy to loan you some paper if you need it. :)
ReplyDeleteNice visual.... No 4 for me and that is about it
ReplyDeleteWhere do you find these great illustrations? You are a very talented writer!
ReplyDeleteI have #2, #4, and #7 down packed. Does #2 & #7 count if there are scribbles from the children on them and if they're actually torn pages from books/magazines?
ReplyDeleteHmmm. What about coffee? Oh, how I need my caffeine to write!
ReplyDeleteOMG hahaha!!! but i disagree... you are a terrific writer
ReplyDeleteThat is funny...but do we need paper anymore? Just kidding. Happy Friday.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see baby E's list!
ReplyDeleteI can only add coffee, coffee, and more coffee.
ok, depending on if you start at the top or bottom...i guess either way you have loose clothing..smiles.
ReplyDeletePaper? Who needs paper? You can cross those 2 off of your list and just type, right?
ReplyDeleteYou are further along on the list than you thought!
You're welcome. Anytime you need help crossing off lists, I'm your gal.
LOL! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI need that as a poster for my classroom.
ReplyDeleteHah 3 & 5 are my biggest challenges :P
ReplyDeleteso pretty much i should be published by now. me and procrastination go waaaaay back.
ReplyDeleteI have lots and lots of paper. If we all team up we could get the whole list covered.
ReplyDeleteNice job with this one! Sardonic, ironic, and pure crap. If it's paper you're lacking, I'll send some. The rest seem to be all covered pretty damn fine.
ReplyDeleteI love you for the unladylike snort this just surprised out of me.
ReplyDeletenice! thanks for the quick smile. :-)
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteAnd we really don't even need paper.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your really sweet comments on my blog.
I'm heading to check out your links from yesterdays post!
Have a great weekend!
Where's the cat? Don't I need a cat too?
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny!
ReplyDeleteHey Empress, I have tons of paper! I'll put on some loose clothing and come over. Maybe together, we can write. Or just chat. But wait, I need coffee (there's that #1 again). And I have to say, I think you have them all.....
ReplyDeleteThe Procrastination Tome needs a special insert- facebook!
ReplyDeleteI think I have a few of those covered too lol
ReplyDeleteYup, I can claim the top book!
ReplyDeleteI've had those talents for years... especially the first one.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh....that's fantastic. Loose clothing? hahahha
ReplyDeletelol....love it.
ReplyDeletePaper??? What the hell is that??? #1 is tattooed across my ass....in a failed attempt to remind me not to...sadly, I can't see my own ass, so it hasn't worked as an effective reminder. I plan to tattoo it on my forehead, but I keep procrastinating...
ReplyDelete:-p
Wonderful! I love it and I needed a chuckle.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Hahaha! Oh, man, do I ever have #1 down! I have paper, but the heathens keep running off with it!! And God forbid I actually buy myself a special notebook for notes and writing ideas! It never fails to have stick men (boys) and pinstriping (JD) in it. FRRRRUSTRATING! I do have #6, but then it leads to distraction. And hey, maybe that's what happened to the cat Bossy Betty was talking about...
ReplyDeleteLove it! Me too!
ReplyDeleteOoooh, Empress! I love your wit!
ReplyDeleteAnd I am mastering No. 1 by coming and leaving a comment! :-)
ReplyDeleteSuch a cool visual! I need a copy for my office wall!
ReplyDeleteI can loan you some of number 2 if you want.
ReplyDeleteThis made me smile. Writing is 90% procrastination. Most definitely. Your posts are always so supportive and self-deprecating. Which is super endearing and makes me love you more.
ReplyDeleteLoose clothing. Ha!
ReplyDeleteI totally procrastinate too.
I only read #1. I'm putting off reading the rest til sometime later... ;)
ReplyDeletefunny!
ReplyDeleteyou mean, your imperial majesty doesn't have paper and more paper??? :))
ReplyDeletehow about a sense of humor, and the ability not take yourself too seriously. and being prolific. you know, those things about u.
ReplyDeletethe empress is a hot commodity online, seems to me.
:)
No kidding, me too ;-)
ReplyDeletejj
If you have #3 (which you TOTALLY do) do you really need #5?
ReplyDeleteI think not.
You must have #6, or why the hell would you check out my mess? And I can loan you the paper.
Covered! Let's make a date to switch manuscripts. (seriously) Nothing beats procrastination like a looming deadline. You game?
I think I might also need to perfect my talent of wine drinking in order to be a good writer...lol!
ReplyDeleteI have too much #3 and not enough #5. Who cares, #3 cancels out #5 anyways... lol
ReplyDeleteWhere do you get these great photos?
more paper? i'm cornfused. next you'll be talking about typewriters and the DOS systems...
ReplyDeleteYep. They're the only two I have also.
ReplyDelete*sniff* I have the blogger spread. *sniff*
ReplyDeleteI am emailing these to my husband.
Wait! How did that happen? I was reading Part II and clicked to comment on that one!
ReplyDeleteI have all of them sadly.
ReplyDeleteI was going to write to you about my procrastination skills but....another time. Because right now I'm building a house of cards. At work. While blogging.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT!!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteJust replace paper with computer, and I think you have it all covered! :-)
ReplyDeleteI got 2,4 and 7. You forgot number 8: Jelly beans.
ReplyDeleteOh, I love it. It's being printed now and posted next to my computer as inspiration for my book writing. That, or inspiration for yoga classes.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe inspiration to go to Staples. I think I need more paper. . . . .