My Mad Skills
I have mad computer skills with a Z. So, I am ultra powered at the game of helping my mom do things on the computer. Like, she..I..I mean, she, took pictures for the computer for some pictures she needs for Suzy Soro, who is this funny lady we know, who is superfunny to my mom, and nice to me. She sent me a T shirt, so we want to send her some pictures, and NO ONE knew how to do anything with the pictures..not my mom, or my brothers, only I did. So, I did...and everyone was like, "wow..baby e...how do you know this?" I just use my common sense.
Also, for my mad skillZ I have them in other parts, too, like in swimming.
My mom gets excited when Suzy Soro does a new post.
Suzy Soro is super famous and I can't believe she sent me a T shirt.Thank you!
My Mad Skills Part II
I have mad skills in swimming. From like 7 or 8 ft deep I brought a ten TEN ten pound rubber diving brick up to the surface. It's ten pounds and nobody else in my entire class, even a 12 year old, could not do it. That's why it's a mad skill. People's mouths go open.
My Mad Skills Continue
I started soccer again. And my Mad Skillz were on fire there, too. I have soccer on Mondays and Wednesdays.
Today Was So Scary Hot
I always make my family laugh. I just talk and say what the words say and they laugh. Like today, we went to a air quotes family outing. And this happened. It was so dang hot. We all wanted to be in the pool but my mom had an idea for a family outing instead. So, we went to ..what else... hello? a museum. On a HOT demented day. And so we were walking to get there and we had to drive an hour to get there, and we were walking and I screamed and looked down at my legs and said, "aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It feels like blood is running down my legs," so I had to look, and it was just sweat. I had that much sweat running down my legs. I thought I was going to look down and see blood, it felt like that. My family laughed. But that's what it felt like. Didn't anyone else feel that?
A Blogger Award
Stephanie, the DramaMama ( I like to say that) from Scoop on Poop ( I like to say that, too) gave me a Sunshine Award. Thank you, Stephanie!...the dramamama...
My Favorite CD
My favorite music CD is a science one. It has so many cool science songs. Like "Here comes Science" and "Not a gas, not a liquid, not a solid" and "The sun is a mass of incandescent gas" and "Why does the sun shine?"
I love that CD. It's called Here Comes Science by They Might Be Giants. It's called "Here Comes Science."
Levels Of Power
There are basically 3 levels of power that I use. I have Ferocious Power, Sheer Power, and Magic Powers. The weakest one is Magic Power, that one comes first. Sheer power is next. And the strongest is Ferocious. That one is just like Mad Skillz only it's magical. Mad Skillz is just stuff I know. Oh, yeah, there's Super Special Powers, but that's really close to Mad Skillz, only a little bit better.
I don't have control over any of them. When I have these powers, it feels like the 4th of July Fireworks. Crack! Pow!
The Family Bike Ride
Trust me, you don't want to know about this one. The mosquitoes were so bad! I almost lost control of my bike and they were attacking me so bad but still my dad wouldn't stop and I almost died from losing control trying to wave off the mosquitoes and could've crashed but my dad didn't care. We STILL had to do the family bike ride!
Skype
I wish you guys would go on skype so you could see me do my super cool new dance I made up with my own sound effects. Prrrrrrrrrrrrp...ch..ch..ch..ch...Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp....
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| Suzy Soro sent me this awesome T shirt that I love |
Suzy Soro is famous. Like, really famous. She can make my dad laugh, and only I can do that. I can't believe I know her.
Thank you!!
My First Tweet
I sent my first TWEET today! To The Next Martha at The Martha Project. She brought home a HEXBUG for her son from BlogHer and I had to warn them NOW and FAST how fragile that toy is. It's fun but breaks fast.
And E-Z.
Bye!
I hate going to sweaty places on hot days, too.
ReplyDeleteYour swimming skills are crazy mad skillz.
You are so very welcome for the Sunshine award, Baby E. You turn my Mondays into sunshine every week.
ReplyDeleteBaby E you look superb in that tee shirt! Maybe you can wear it when you do the family bike ride. Don't forget to bring your magic potion when you go (really cold water) and your force-field (mosquito repellent) and you'll be able to whiz your way right through all the character-building.
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ReplyDeletewow you do got some mad skillz....love going swimming myself, especially on a hot day. my boys like to stand on the side and i try to make a big enough splash off the diving board to soak them. my oldest (7) is doing really good with swimming. i think he would stay in the pool all day if we let him.
so what museum did you go to? we go to DC every year to see the space museum and the natural history museum (for the dinosaurs).
i also played soccer growing up. i played defender or full back. i has asthma when i was younger so it was hard to play offense without losing my breath. i enjoyed it though and would not have missed it.
congrats on the award and have a great week!
b
I could use some mad skills. Could you give lessons?
ReplyDeleteI feel guilty that I don't know who Suzy Soro is. But, I am very happy that you know her!
ReplyDeleteBaby E you are one powerful, dude! And I as well like to say the scoop on poop!
ReplyDeleteThat shirt looks awesome on you!
ReplyDeleteYou have lots of mad skillz for sure...impressive and by the way, that's why I stay indoor most of the days to avoid the crazy heat here LOL :D
I don't have much ferocious power and my magic power skillZ suck too!
ReplyDeleteBaby E - you are awesome. I hear ya on the family bike rides. I was also subjected to this terror when I was younger.
ReplyDeleteThere is ONE cool thing about crazy heat (and it's been 100+ degrees here in the South for like YEARS this summer): after I get through running, I leave puddles of sweat and can wring out my clothes afterwards. Kinda gross, but my kids are impressed!
ReplyDeleteCome to think about it, that pool you talk about isn't such a bad idea... : )
Go, Baby E--very impressive indeed, to bring a 10-pound brick to the surface of an 8-foot pool! That would make my mouth go open, too :)
ReplyDeleteUgh, I hate hot, humid summer days like that myself. Hopefully we'll have a break soon. Oh, and cool shirt!
Your family is so lucky to have you and your mad skillz! I like saying drama mama and scoop on poop to. alot.
ReplyDeleteI think it's cool that only you and Suzy can make your dad laugh!
I am so glad you survived that family bike ride...they sure can be torturous! And you have mad skills to combat mosquitos while riding your bike!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely some mad skillz.
ReplyDeleteOh, Baby E! You need to hound Mom into putting up a video of you and your dance skilz.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite? Your explanation of powers. Loved it.
Well! Baby E ... I'd love to see your dance skilZ ... and I think your mom picked the museum just to see your reaction :)
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Denalee
I really need to use "Mad Skillz" in a sentence, more often.
ReplyDeleteBaby E is very smart. He knows he's hardcore if he spells "skills" with a Z. Any chance we'd get to see his mad soccer skillZ?
ReplyDeleteLOVE your mad skills--and there are so many of them! Keep on blogging, E! I love your posts!
ReplyDeleteYou got some major skillz there Homey! And I cant believe you had to walk in this heat! But you gotta admit it was fun at the museum wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteI'm totally wowed by your mad skillz, dude. I'm just glad I know what turns the computer on. I have mad skillz in other areas, just not the computer. When I figure out what those skillz are, I'll let you know...
ReplyDeleteMy guys like to say "Scoop on Poop," too.
Here Comes Science is our absolute favorite. (The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma...) I actually just sent that CD, along with BNL's Snacktime to a friend as a thank you gift.
ReplyDeleteI envy your mad skillz and special powers. You rock!
ReplyDeleteI am rolling.
ReplyDeleteFirst, I got attacked my mosquitos this weekend, too. I got a huge bite on my ass. How the heck did that happen? It's a big one and it hurts and itches like the dickens.
Secondly, I detest sweating. In fact, hubs was trying to get me to go to a Royals vs. Yankees game this week and I said no. It's supposed to be about 100 degrees every day this week w/ heat index of near 115. Unless there's a pool involved, NO THANK YOU.
Baby E, you rocked my socks off. Great post!
I could use some Ferocious Power. Perhaps Baby E could tell me where/how to acquire some? Or maybe he could just make me laugh and cheer up my Monday? Oh, wait, he already did. =>
ReplyDeleteI love this posts, he's just sooo honest. I wonder what Gio and Jacob would have to say lately :)
ReplyDeletemad skillz indeed!!!!
Always look forward to your posts. You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteAnd a museum on a hot, sweaty day? Ick! Did it have air conditioning????
They Might Be Giants are great! We love that song.
ReplyDeleteI'm so impressed by your mad skillz. Wow.
Keep up the good work and keep working on honing those skillz, Baby E. We'll check on your progress regularly!
ReplyDeleteBaby E, I love your posts! And I want to see your dance, too. My kids love when I read them your posts.
ReplyDeleteI never feel like I have blood running down my legs, Baby E, but here's something I do all the time. If someone mentions a bug or I see a bug, I feel like there are bugs crawling on me. I am constantly swatting my skin and checking on imaginary tickles I feel on my skin. I know, weird, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteYou do have mad skillz and you use them so well.
Tell your mom I am now going back to book editing. It's a lot like homework except more of it.
Baby E, you are so much fun! You are sunshine and energy and smiles and dancing all rolled into one!
ReplyDeleteWhoa! You do have mad skillZ! And sweat that runs down your legs like blood really is the worst...
ReplyDeleteLoved it! Loved it! Loved it! I must see this dance -- help your mom figure out how to post a short little video, ok? Thank you, from your humble reader, AG
ReplyDeleteOh, BabyE, you are simply divine (ask your mom to explain that word to you). Thanks for helping me know the difference between magic power, sheer power and ferocious power--I didn't know!
ReplyDeleteMy mouth is totally hanging open (I think they call that agape) reading that you carried a 10 lb. brick up from the bottom of the deep end. You must be aquaman!
ReplyDeleteI've been really hot this summer, but thankfully I've never worried that I was bleeding. Thanks for putting that in perspective.
Your swimming skillz (with a z) sound mad awesome.
ReplyDeleteBaby E, you and your mad skillZ make Monday's much more bearable:) Love your new shirt & yes, tell your Mom to make a video of that dance of yours!
ReplyDeleteCan I just say that I also love They Might Be Giants? I did not know about the science CD, but will check that out. I have not yet attempted a "forced family bike ride" in my family, maybe because my kids are not old enough to ride bikes yet (except the oldest, with training wheels).
ReplyDeleteI'm very impressed with all of your Mad Skillz!
Go on Baby E. Yours skillz are way mad!!
ReplyDeleteWHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY COMMENT AND E COVER YOUR EARS BECAUSE I'M USING SWEAR WORDS NOW.
ReplyDeleteI left a comment mentioning that I was only really famous in my head, which is the only place it counts. Apparently Blogger disagreed with me and ate the comment.
I hate everybody. Mainly Blogger.
Ack! SUZY SORO IS Here!
ReplyDeleteOh, the bloggy gods are too good to me...someone catch me.
xoxoxoXO
Baby E, you are ROCKIN' that tee shirt. I can't believe we both know Suzy Soro. It's such a small world!
ReplyDeleteLove this!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure if I'd like bike rides either. I mean that's exercise. Yikes.
Dear Baby E,
ReplyDeleteI wish I had Mad Skillz - especially common sense. I do, however, know a mass of incandescent gas that is NOT the sun. Please ask your mom about my most recent post.
ps - I wish I had a Suzy Soro t-shirt.
pps - my son had a Hex bug. He loved it until it died after 2 days.
Congrats on the sunshine award, I am sure you bring a ton of sunshine to other wise drab mondays!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! Baby E is going to be famous one day ( I think he already is). You are just so smart and funny baby E. I like your "air quotes".
ReplyDeleteDo you think my 5 year old son would like that CD by They Might be Giants? I think I might get it for him. Thanks for another great read Baby E!
You know, it's too, too bad that E is so shy, reserved, quiet, withdrawn and without any interests or talents.
ReplyDeleteMWAHAHAHAHA!
What you need, Alexandra, is a flip cam, so you can post video of him doing his thing...and vlogging. It would be AWESOME!!
Those Are some Mad Skillz! My mouth is hanging open!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your blogger award, Baby E. You clearly do have mad skillz.
ReplyDeleteHow fabulous of you to warn people about that toy. You are very considerate mister!
ReplyDeleteBaby E you have great taste! Suzy s fabulous!
ReplyDeleteNote to self: Must think of an item to send to Baby E so I can make one his posts.
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed! Grabbing a 10 pound weight and bringing it to the surface in the deep end is impressive indeed!
ReplyDeleteSend some of those mad skillz this way, would you Baby E? My hubby could use them!
ReplyDeleteIm so ashamed. I read Whip Cream and my mind instantly jumped into the gutter dragging Johnny Depp with it.
ReplyDeleteOh, I just love boys! :-) So good to see you again, Baby E! I am impressed by all your super powers and I love the image I have in my head of how happy you must make your family feel. Your bike riding story is funny, because it totally reminds me of your mom's post last week about how your dad wouldn't stop for her to go pee or eat during a long road trip. As for recording yourself, maybe one of these days you can try a vlog?? That way we can see all your cool moves. I'd love to see you "in person"!
ReplyDeleteYour mad skillz are really mad! I wonder whether you would mind teaching your Royal (and older) subjects the proper ways of using "Z" so that we could seem cool(er)?
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