MarthaPoints? You mean DadPoints by Baby E.

Monday: Baby E posts, which is great for me, for him, for Mondays in general. MarthaPoints, the awesome blog, gave him the idea to use her system of MarthaPoints on his own dad for DadPoints. (hmmmmmmm...he is counting on these posts more and more as a venting source..mea culpa totally).
Here's the review of Baby E's week, in his words:

MarthaPoints
My mom saves the blogs I can read for when we read blogs together. MarthaPoints is a blog we do together that she likes a lot. The other day when we were reading it, I said, "Martha Points? I'm going to blog about Dad Points."  And I think this is a good idea, because my dad is always getting points and losing points. Sometimes right away together. Like today, he woke up and made us pancakes, so he got Dadpoints for that. But then he made us do yardwork, so he lost all his DadPoints then.

I told him that, too. And I'm going to keep doing it, too.

The Family Bike Rides
Yes! It's been too hot this week to do family bike rides. I'm doing my backwards robot dance while I tell you this right now....

The Pool Here
Where we live, we have a pool in our town. It's a big pool with 3 slides and a diving board. We have a family pass, so we can go all the time. My dad takes us at night and on the weekends. I like to go. Except now the lifeguards know my name and say, "Baby E., WALK!" That is so embarrassing cuz they just don't say it, they use the MEGAPHONE and the WHOLE pool looks to see who is getting yelled at. I can't say hate, so I say I don't like that a lot.

Family Movie Night
One of the blogs my mom follows, Scraps of Life--the 64 arts,  told her about a good movie for us to see. It was called Flight of The Navigator. It was old, and the music was old, but my mom said that if it became too painful to watch, we wouldn't have to. But it was good right away. It's old, so you have to give it a chance to like it. But me and my brothers liked it. I thought I was going to have to pray that it was over, but I didn't.

Karate Kid
This movie was awesome! I wish I could do karate kung fu for one day. I would be so awesome. I can't practice in the house, I have to do that outside, which I don't like to because of the wasps and bees. I practice in my head right before I wake up.

Loopholes
This is how my dad loses A LOT of DadPoints. He finds loopholes. I don't like that. He'll say, "you can get on the computer when I'm done." So I say OK. And then he never gets done. And then he says, " I said when I was done."  And that's a loophole.

My New Tooth
My new front tooth is coming in. You can see it. It looks like a big piece of sideways rice. A really BIG piece of it. I don't like that becuz it scares me that my whole mouth is going to be filled with big RICE teeth and I don't like the way that looks in my head to me for my future. My mom says my face will grow with my teeth so I won't look scary.

Great America 
We still have 2 summer trips yet. One is to Great America and the other is to The Renaissance Faire. I love The Renaissance Faire. The whole place is pretend, including the people. That is the funniest part. It's funny becuz it makes my dad crabby to go, but he goes. The pretend village people there follow him around and bother him and my mom told him it's becuz they can tell he is a grump and that is what makes it funny when they bother him. Like this one time a BIG skinny tall man who was grown up and dressed like a brown baby fawn followed my dad around on tiptoes and kept trying to sniff his hand and stuff and that made my dad SO MAD.  It made my mom laugh so hard she was crying.

And this other time, cuz we go every year as my wish, this BIG tall BIG strong man dressed like a knight followed my dad around and offered my dad some stuff for my mom. And then challenged him to a duel sword fight for my mom and my dad laughed about it the first little while then when the man who was so big kept following my dad around asking for my mom for some trade of stuff, then my dad said, "Alright, joke's over."

That's what makes going there the funnest.
My dad is fun.

Bye.

Me at my town's pool. I go in the deep end.  See my rice tooth?


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