Friday, September 24, 2010
Thank You Stark Raving Mad Mommy
Thank you to StarkRavingMadMommy for this HI-larious video.
Who can't use a laugh about this mommy gig?
Warning: there is a swear. That is all. Enjoy!
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BWhahahaha thankfully I have been blessed with women friends who are just like me.. yep we spank but only as a last resort.. we use goldfish crackers and chicken nuggets and we all believe in the 10 second rule for something that dropped on teh floor lol
ReplyDeleteThe gesture at the end was the best part of the whole damn thing!
ReplyDeleteBut, really, how else DO you breastfeed all of them?
ReplyDeleteThat was Hilarious!! I think the blond is a friend of mine. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI think we all know too many moms like the blonde!
ReplyDeleteI giggled. :) I can't ever make those movies work for me. Maybe I need to find an old post that made me laugh?
ReplyDeleteProject time! I feel an hour long foray into the internet coming on...
that is hilarious. I needed that.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to watch more but it's 2:56 and time for me to ignore my children and play bejeweled.
ReplyDeleteActually I'm a brunette...and you forgot to say that I stay at home and plan on homeschooling/having private tutors who only use wooden toys...
ReplyDeletebut seriously great reminder of who we should be "fighting" (hint: it's not each other)
Thank you so much for sharing. I sent this to my sister, who has had her fair share of not-so-compatible moms at the park.
ReplyDeleteIncluding (not kidding) a stalker mom. She left a mystery pack of halloween decorations on my sister's porch one time and confessed to it 6 months later. When asked how she got her address, she said she used one of those people finder things online (you know...the kind you pay for).
I'm definitely one of the slacker moms.
ReplyDeleteOHMYgosh!!!!
ReplyDeletehow lame is that blonde woman???
Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
haha...i am with cheryl...smiles.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there were any parenting "rules" I DIDN'T break.
ReplyDeleteToo damned funny!
I was listening for the swear. I missed it. Or maybe I'm too jaded to recognize a swear when I hear it? Not sure. But this was funny and none of the expected violence in the end. Good one!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, soooo funny!! And seriously, where the hell would we all be without disposable diapers & goldfish crackers???!! Thank you so much my dear, for endeavouring to brighten my day...it worked!!
ReplyDeleteNow let's all hunt down that blonde & kick her ass...just for funsies....
I watched it twice! I wanted to hit that blonde girl on the head!
ReplyDeleteThis literally had me in tears I was laughing so hard. Most of these comments are hilarious too! I just found this blog today and I LOVE (read: so incredibly relieved) that I'm not the only NORMAL mom out there!
ReplyDeleteI totally know that Mommy!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd also? I made a very similar video a year or so ago... with the same crude gesture!! And way more swearing.
Love the robotic voices. I wish the brunette at the end had pulled out an AK-47 at the end, and made the blonde walk slowly away, while bowing and not making direct eye-contact.
ReplyDeleteThat is the best thing I have watched all day. Seriously!
ReplyDeleteI think I used to go to church with that blond woman. *scary!
This is awesome. My son did gymnastics for a bit, and they used to have time on Saturdays where the kids could just show up and play. Free form type of thing. Well, one little girl was tired so she crawled in the tunnels, laid out some of the foam blocks from the pit and began to nap. Her mom found her and said we are here to play. Get up and play. Wow! I felt so bad for that kid. The parents will be broke from the therapy before she graduates from high school!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Oh man. That's great. I'm surprised there was no violence. Can't you just hear the blonde after she gets punched in the face.
ReplyDelete"I do not condone violence, therefore I cannot fight back. So, you will beat me to smithereens. I feel sorry for your children."
I babysat one time (one whole time) for this little girl, who was a doll. I asked her mom if I could give her some banana for a snack if she got hungry, and her mom flipped out and said "NO! If she has any snack before such and such time, she will not have her scheduled bowel movement. We only snack and ____." Eek. To even control your kid's poop schedule? Geez, controlling much? *Sigh* My poor kids who poop when they feel like it. I think they'll grow up to be serial killers because of it.
That was to funny. I think we all know someone like that blonde. Thanks for the laugh and for sharing that funny video:)
ReplyDeleteLoved this video!! I'd write more, but I have to run... the baby just pooped, and I must go kill a baby seal now.
ReplyDeleteHaha! My favorite line was "Oh, it's 9:55, time for my 1-yr-old to use the potty."
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHHAA.
ReplyDeleteoxoxo
Denalee
I think a baby seal just died-hahahaha. I should have that made into a bumper sticker and put it on my car-I would save those women SO much time.
ReplyDeleteMy hubs always asks me why I'm not friends with moms at bratchild's school-he doesn't understand most of them are freaks who have nothing better to do than get in the carpool line an HOUR before school lets out JUST so they can be first in line.
Maybe she could have fit in something about how a hospital birth is like a rape and if you had an epidural you obviously care about your own comfort more than your baby's health. Oops, let me just unflip my switch. Great video.
ReplyDeleteHee! Hysterical! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
ReplyDeleteThe voices are common voices on speaking devices that non-verbal children/adults use. They've just sped them up so they're not quite as robotic sounding. I miss that. Scooter's latest speaking device doesn't have it's own voice. You have to program it with your voice. Sort of defeats the purpose for someone without a voice to have yours.
Sorry for the tangent. Thanks for the laugh. :)
I don't know where my comment went....
ReplyDeleteMaybe the blonde one ate it? (-:
Oh dear! That not only is hilarious, but from what I remember, spot on true. Oh the sadness of it! After I stop laughing that is. LOLing!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, I must help spread this. :) lol.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA....I have missed you:)
ReplyDeleteI hope that your having a blessed weekend!!
XX
that was awesome!
ReplyDeleteOK. I know who that blonde is. And so do you. You are so mean.
ReplyDeleteThat's why I love you!
OMG Unfortunately, I am like the blond woman with her co-sleeping, breastfeeding, non-vaccinating, etc. etc., but I don't judge other people and act like I have all the answers. Or at least I hope I don't. Despite the fact that I had a lot in common with her parenting techniques I wanted to beat her up. Esp. her comment about the goldfish crackers making her kids want to vomit. Hilarious video.
ReplyDeleteForgot to tell you... I'm having a free month of Netflix giveaway ending Tuesday. Swing by and comment for some a rollicking good time of brain cell killing/stimulation. Depending on if you think like the blonde woman or not.
ReplyDeletehttp://musingsofamanicmama.blogspot.com/2010/09/imma-give-you-chance-ta-win.html
Oh my. How I needed that. The robotic voice was a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteI have twins. And there's a HUGE difference between to the same exact age and two a year apart. The blonde is a real pain in the arse...I never want to be that mom!
ReplyDeleteCrud, the sound driver is blown out on my laptop. . . off to find another coumputer so that I can hear this.
ReplyDeleteIt's stuff like this that makes it worth getting up in the morning. I thank you.
ReplyDeleteIf I were involved in that conversation with the blonde, every response I made would have started with "Holy shit!"
ReplyDeleteCan I steal "Warning: There is a Swear" and use it as my new tagline?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA!!! How do I find that blonde? I want to tell her slacker moms, such as myself; turn out EXCELLENT (and somewhat normal) adults!
ReplyDeleteThis is great!
ReplyDeleteI love that you gave us a swear warning. Also I miss you. That is all.
ReplyDeletehmmm, a warning before swearing. perhaps i ought to take that cue...
ReplyDeletevery funny:)
thank-you thank-you, thank-you! I'm going to share it everywhere
ReplyDeletePretty sure I've hit that blonde lady before. At least in my dreams.
ReplyDeleteYou are quite right. This was HI-larious. And the funny thing is I know a mom or two like her.
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