11 Ways I Heard My Children Whisper I Am Just like a Sloth

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Son #1: "Once a week, sloths leave their canopy for a bathroom break."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "Sloths are from South America."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "Sloths will not eat anything without sniffing first to tell if it's rotten. "
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth mother keeps her babies close and concealed from preying eyes."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "Scientists often wonder what the sloth does all day long."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth's soft underbelly creates a cozy bed for offspring to cling to."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth is the world's slowest moving mammal."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth wakes up chilled and will spend the day searching for sun to warm her."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth's main activity is to hang and munch its favorite foods."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth will sleep 9 and a half hours at a time."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

Son #1: "The sloth moves only 80 feet--the length of two school buses--in one day."
Son #2:  Just like mom.

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